Homeland Security Recommends Citizens Arm Themselves With....Scissors? WTF??

[The_Outlaw]

According to the so called 'Experts' within the Dept. of Homeland Security, All of us Taxpaying Citizen Sheeple should consider arming ourselves with 'scissors' if we are ever confronted with an armed psycopath within our childrens shools or our workplace.

Can these morons be anymore ridiculous than this in their severely flawed thought process' ??

~SMFH~

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[vernsimpson]

This type of thinking makes a person wonder about Big Sis and her minions. This does seem to show just how inept they are or could be if and when something would ever happen. But I thought of something that perhaps I should send to DHS so they could send this instruction to the schools. It seems that a paper gun in schools is a VERY big threat so maybe the teachers could make one if someone comes in shooting.

 

[The_Outlaw]

These hypocrites within our overbloated fascist government should arm their security staff members with scissors also!
This video angers me beyond words!

Sheep to the slaughter! That's what our high and mighty government wants all of us to be!

Baaaaaah....Baaaaaaaaaah!

 

[The_Outlaw]

This type of thinking makes a person wonder about Big Sis and her minions. This does seem to show just how inept they are or could be if and when something would ever happen. But I thought of something that perhaps I should send to DHS so they could send this instruction to the schools. It seems that a paper gun in schools is a VERY big threat so maybe the teachers could make one if someone comes in shooting.

No kidding! Are you as insulted by this 'video' as I am?
Where the hell is the outrage America??

 

[Nightmare45]

That should work, it worked in Columbine when the cops sealed the kids in the school with the shooters. Who the hell are these dumb asses.

 

[kerb]

I'll stick to my bullets.

I haven't seen any ballistics tests on scissors but I bet they don't expand worth a ****.

 

[Purple]

Insulted and mad as a wet cat over this crap. Those that set policy, make laws and feel obligated to protect us from evil have cranial rectal infiltration! What I really wanted to say would be filtered by the forum board...so, I'll leave it at that.

 

[mmckee1952]

I’ve seen a few items on this in the news –IE- Fox, but not much on any other news stations, par for the course I guess.

 

[tricolordad]

This type of thinking makes a person wonder about Big Sis and her minions. This does seem to show just how inept they are or could be if and when something would ever happen. But I thought of something that perhaps I should send to DHS so they could send this instruction to the schools. It seems that a paper gun in schools is a VERY big threat so maybe the teachers could make one if someone comes in shooting.

Maybe the scissors are for cutting the paper gun in half.

 

[fstroupe]

Here's the video if you don't want to go to The Blaze.

Your tax dollars hard at work.

 

[NotTwoShure]

I think I will put a scope and laser on my ChiCom scissors and have an "Assault" weapon, only cuts seven times and then I have to buy another one. Think?

 

[DiggerP]

I tried to call DHS today with several questions but they were unable to supply the answers.

I would like to apply for my ASS permit (Assault Safety Scissors permit) but I am very confused. I need the DHS to supply the appropriate reference materials so that I can determine what I can do with my ASS.

For example, if I am carrying my ASS on school property, but under the cover of clothing, is my ASS considered illegal in New York?

Is there a ruling on how big my ASS can be?

Are their specific defense models available? If so, where can I get some ASS?

If I accidentally hit an innocent person with my ASS, am I guilty of assault with a deadly weapon?

DHS also suggests that I dial 911 all while trying to locate my ASS -- but then I am unable to find my ASS with both hands and definitely not with both hands and a mirror.

Do I need a background check? Can I use someone else's ASS if need be? Right now my wife owns my ASS but I have temporary use with her permission.

Should I register my ASS?

Are there carrying provisions? Can I get my ASS in a sling?

I'm not sure that DHS has thought this through. Without the government telling me, I'm honestly not sure what my ASS is good for.

 

[dcselby1]

According to the so called 'Experts' within the Dept. of Homeland Security, All of us Taxpaying Citizen Sheeple should consider arming ourselves with 'scissors' if we are ever confronted with an armed psycopath within our childrens shools or our workplace.

Can these morons be anymore ridiculous than this in their severely flawed thought process' ??

~SMFH~

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I think I'll stick to my personal defense weapon, thank you!

 

[Rocketgeezer]

Maybe the scissors are for cutting the paper gun in half.

Thats it, congrats you got the reason for the scissors right away, LOL, could you imadgine the secret service watching over the presidents kids armed only with two pair of scissors with large compacity handles....................some of this crap gets dumber every day

 

[JohnD13]

Great, "assault scissors", now Cuomo will have to regulate the size of the finger holes on scissors. Probably end up with tin snips being banned in New York. I'm surprised Homeland Security didn't just recommend using the waste basket as a shield.

 

[gilfo]

Well they had to choose-rock, paper, scissors and scissors won. So they went with that.

 

[HoJo]

I recommend these.
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You'd better hurry though. There are only four left and they're going like $ 10 P-mags.

 

[dakotaracing]

But,, but,,, if I have scissors,, I can't run away from the Bad Man with the gun!!

Running with scissors can be dangerous and is not allowed.

 

[dad45acp]

DHS has put out active shooter videos in the past very similar to this one...long before the recent school shootings, gov gun grab, etc. This is just an updated one and the media has jumped on it. Same ol' *hit.

 

[JCliff]

I tried to call DHS today with several questions but they were unable to supply the answers.

I would like to apply for my ASS permit (Assault Safety Scissors permit) but I am very confused. I need the DHS to supply the appropriate reference materials so that I can determine what I can do with my ASS.

For example, if I am carrying my ASS on school property, but under the cover of clothing, is my ASS considered illegal in New York?

Is there a ruling on how big my ASS can be?

Are their specific defense models available? If so, where can I get some ASS?

If I accidentally hit an innocent person with my ASS, am I guilty of assault with a deadly weapon?

DHS also suggests that I dial 911 all while trying to locate my ASS -- but then I am unable to find my ASS with both hands and definitely not with both hands and a mirror.

Do I need a background check? Can I use someone else's ASS if need be? Right now my wife owns my ASS but I have temporary use with her permission.

Should I register my ASS?

Are there carrying provisions? Can I get my ASS in a sling?

I'm not sure that DHS has thought this through. Without the government telling me, I'm honestly not sure what my ASS is good for.

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Both clever and funny! Nicely illustrates the point. Very Good!