Hello! Hello! Is anybody out there? It is the morning after the sequester and I am

[golocx4]

still alive. I thought everybody was gonna die!!! Wait a minute, am I the only survivor? Is anyone else out there? Obama said the world would end. Hello? Hello?

 

[JohnD13]

Yeah, I'm still here too! I was worried the coffee maker wouldn't work after being sequestered, but no problem, she got up first!

 

[BuckTurgidson]

We are all here, but don't relax yet. Obambi's not finished bashing the sequester. Every negative report about the economy will be attributed to the sequester. Instead of saying that 'the unemployment rate rose UNEXPECTEDLY,' it will be blamed on the sequester. The sheeple will start crying for more spending.

 

[foxytwo]

The world has not ended yet because we have to wait for the big "O" to tell us when it is going to happen. He controls everything, just ask him.

 

[wolf_fire]

<--- looks left, looks right.

It seems my neighbors made it through as well.

 

[fuhr52]

Any negative he can tie to the sequester will also be blamed on those greedy nasty republicans. Had they just gotten in line and supported his policies we would all be in economic utopia by now. But no, those damn republicans and their sequester have messed up everything. Wait! The sequester was Obama's idea. That's ok no one is going to believe that. Kumbaya!!!!!!!

 

[BC1]

Overnight, 1 million people were laid off. The cars won't start, the toaster doesn't work and there's millions of locusts swarming my property.

 

[gunnerbob]

This is total political BS, all meant to get the increases in spending under the threat of Apocalypse. The Federal budget needed to be cut! No sympathy here... and I'm a Federal employee.