Gun Jokes

[ArmyRanger]

A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

“Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop says. “I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Well then, better tell me what you got.”

Smith says, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”

“Okay,” the cop says. “Anything else?”

“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That’s about it.”

“Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?”

“Nope.”

“Well then, what are you afraid of...?”

“Not a damn thing...”



I can't take credit for this joke, but I thought it was funny.

 

[BlackieChan]

here is my favorite bumper sticker:

"I used to miss my ex, but my aim is improving."

 

[jerry25403]

I've always liked this one:

"Keep honking - I'm reloading!"

 

[Austin]

Driver carrys only $20. In ammunition.

I dont dial 911 i dial 357

FIght crime, shoot back

gun control is using both hands





just a few of my favorites

 

[sdprof]

Couple bumper stickers I got:

My long distance provider is Black Hills Ammunition

There is no such thing as too much ammunition

Yeah, they're swag from BHA - good folk, good ammo.

 

[FN1910]

I am not sure if this falls into the jokes category or not but it was amusing. I stopped by Huds convenience store to get some fish bait and saw a big sign on the front:

Notice - There is nothing in this store that is worth dying for.

Thought that summed it up pretty good of what to expect.

 

[BlackieChan]

I am not sure if this falls into the jokes category or not but it was amusing. I stopped by Huds convenience store to get some fish bait and saw a big sign on the front:

Notice - There is nothing in this store that is worth dying for.

Thought that summed it up pretty good of what to expect.

Awesome.

 

[Hatchet]

there would be a lot less hunters if ducks fired back.