I went with my nephew to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. (He's 45)
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.
My nephew kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my nephew staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my nephew, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.
My nephew kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my nephew staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my nephew, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."