Freaky bandits steal sex toy

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Read the last line, I choked on Skittles when I read it.

Dallas Cops Hunt Female Trio In Theft Of "10 Function Love Rider" Sex Toy | The Smoking Gun

 

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I was gonna call this thread "Intensive Manhunt" but it looks like they already gave up on that.

 

[Kalamity023]

She wasn't stealing it when she shoved it in her pants, she was taking it for a test run!