Titles are un-American.
This should be a joke, but it's not. Why don't they just license criminals and be done with it?
A bank robber has been allowed to claim the £1,400 cost of the gun he used as a legitimate business expense.
The 46-year-old criminal was able to set the price of the pistol against his gross proceeds of £4,700, which he stole in the southern Dutch town of Chaam.
Leendert De Lange, a spokesman, said: "You can compare criminal acts to normal business activities, where you must invest to make profits, and thus you have costs."
Therefore drug dealers would be within their rights to claim the cost of a car used to ferry the drugs around, he said.