Drinking with an Arizona Girl

[ralphtwo]

A Mexican, an Arab,


and a Arizona girl are



in the same bar.

When the Mexican



finishes his beer,



he throws his glass



in the air, pulls out



his pistol, and shoots



the glass to pieces.



He says, 'In Mexico ,



our glasses are so



cheap we don't need



to drink with the same one twice.'



The Arab, obviously



impressed by this,



drinks non-alcohol beer



(cuz he's a muslim!),



throws it into the



air, pulls out his



AK-47, and shoots



the glass to pieces.



He says, 'In the



Arab World, we have



so much sand to make



glasses that we don't



need to drink with



the same one twice either.'



The Arizona girl,



cool as a cucumber,



picks up her beer,



downs it in one gulp,



throws the glass into



the air, whips out her



45, and shoots the



Mexican and the Arab.



Catching her glass,



setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,



she says,



'In Arizona ,



we have so many



illegal aliens that



we don't have to



drink with the same ones twice.'



God Bless Arizona

 

[Conservative Wife & Mom]

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing! leasantry:

 

[ConditionOne]

Yes, racism is hilarious. :wacko:

 

[HK4U]

HE HE HE:lol:

 

[THE DUKE OF ESSEX]

Another Excellent joke by ralphtwo.leasantry:

 

[Conservative Wife & Mom]

Yes, racism is hilarious. :wacko:

It's a joke. Get a grip! :wacko:

 

[Cocked _and_Locked]

It's a joke. Get a grip! :wacko:

OK then, here's one for ya:

I hear the Replubicans are considering changing their emblem from an Elephant to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

:laugh:

 

[ralphtwo]

OK then, here's one for ya:

I hear the Replubicans are considering changing their emblem from an Elephant to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

:laugh:

Very good. When we can no longer laugh at ourselves we are lost.

 

[Gamecockfan1963]

OK then, here's one for ya:

I hear the Replubicans are considering changing their emblem from an Elephant to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

:laugh:

we would not think of stealing the DEM. moto