Dr. Young vs Dr. Geezer

[Oldgrunt]

Dr. Young vs Dr. Geezer

An old geezer , who had been a retired farmer for a long time , became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.
So h e put a sign up outside that said: Dr. "Geezer's" clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.......
So he went to "Dr. Geezer's " clinic. This is what transpired.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed but goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see !
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- " Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story ……
Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer” !

 

[ET]

Youngsters actually know better than to take on Dr. Geeser... but they want to be famous by being the only one in 7.2 billion people to accomplish this feat, and actually win..

BTW very funny story.

 

[Firefighterchen]

An old man went to Doctor Young complaining that his wife could barely hear. Doctor Young suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem. “Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first responds.” The old man excited to finally be working on a solution for the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper. ” Honey” the man asks standing around 20 feet away “whats for supper?” After receiving no response he tried it again 15 feet away, and again no response. Then again at 10 feet away and again no response. Finally he was 5 feet away “honey whats for supper?”
She replies*“For the fourth time it’s lasagna!”

There is one thing I do envy of the elderly at the gun range. Last month I was the RSO, I had to tell an elderly man to keep his firearm pointed down range, and that the holes in the ceiling are because people were aiming up. At which point, he pulled his ear muff off, *KABOOM* as the next stall let's one go, and without a flinch, asks, "What did you say?" Wouldn't that be nice. ;-)

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