"Doctors & the Unemployed"

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says. "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Kentucky doctor, says. "You guys are way behind. In our country, we recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois and put him in the White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking for Work."
 
An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says. "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Kentucky doctor, says. "You guys are way behind. In our country, we recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois and put him in the White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking for Work."

That is funny as all get out and right on the money.:lol:
 

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