Doctor visits


astrotrain

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Where do you put your gun if you are ask to undress?
 

Wild Dog

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I tape it to my bare back ala Die Hard style. I made the mistake of not going strapped to a check up and I almost didn't make it out of there alive.
 

NotTwoShure

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I am shocked Wild Dog is still posting one here. Wow, thought his sleeve gun might have shot him in the head and he died from a loss of snot.
 

Wild Dog

Banned
Good thing your excellent hand to hand ninja combat skills saved the day.

Yeah, it was very touch and go. The doctor came in, obscuring his features with a surgical mask, still there was something fiendishly familiar about him. As he attempted to jab my arm with a hypodermic needle, I noticed the tattoo peeking out from his white coat. I quickly pushed up his sleeve to see the yakuza ink, and knew I was mere moments away from death. With a quick disarmament technique, I removed the needle for the hitman's hand and jabbed it's contents into his left eye socket. As he lay on the ground convulsing in his death throes, I merely said "It's looks like you've go an eyeful."

And that was the last time I went to the doctor's office without a gun.
 

NotTwoShure

Active member
WOW. Stephen King has an a.k.a, Wild Dog. Cant wait for the movie, Children of the Porn, or the Stand (one night stand) or Pugeo a new kind of French car. However as to the subject here, My doctor has a lock box for each of his armed people to put our dreaded guns in, even has a 2 x 7 ft locker for the well armed with M-60s and BARs.
 

Wild Dog

Banned
WOW. Stephen King has an a.k.a, Wild Dog. Cant wait for the movie, Children of the Porn, or the Stand (one night stand) or Pugeo a new kind of French car. However as to the subject here, My doctor has a lock box for each of his armed people to put our dreaded guns in, even has a 2 x 7 ft locker for the well armed with M-60s and BARs.

Just so we're clear there, bud, you may consider yourself a barricuda in these seas. But know this, you're addressing a megalodon. Keep that in mind.
 

Wild Dog

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Found your photo and thought I would share it with the sisters and brothers one this thread.

Wow, you're a funny guy, so funny I forgot to laugh.:rolleyes:

For the record, bud, I'm 6'3" and 275 lbs of solid muscle, so when I say I'm the top dog, that means I'm the top dog. You would do well to pay attention and take a page out of my book.
 

NotTwoShure

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Wow, you're a funny guy, so funny I forgot to laugh.:rolleyes:

For the record, bud, I'm 6'3" and 275 lbs of solid muscle, so when I say I'm the top dog, that means I'm the top dog. You would do well to pay attention and take a page out of my book.
 

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