Good thing your excellent hand to hand ninja combat skills saved the day.
WOW. Stephen King has an a.k.a, Wild Dog. Cant wait for the movie, Children of the Porn, or the Stand (one night stand) or Pugeo a new kind of French car. However as to the subject here, My doctor has a lock box for each of his armed people to put our dreaded guns in, even has a 2 x 7 ft locker for the well armed with M-60s and BARs.
Found your photo and thought I would share it with the sisters and brothers one this thread.