Do you name your guns?

[tricolordad]

My wife calls me dumb. Not because I flooded the basement out after a sock from the washer plugged the drain. Not because I once got drunk and climbed a flagpole and got stuck suspended by my jacket. (There's another name she calls me for that.). She calls me stupid because I name my guns.

Do you name yours? If you do, share a few!

 

[sully007]

I have two of them

Kick and Ass

;-)

 

[SteveG]

"Mine" and "hers".

 

[lsmurphy]

My guns are tools........nothing more.

 

[BurgerBoy]

My gun's name is - Rusty - so my wife and myself can talk about it out in public without other people knowing what we're talking about.

 

[tricolordad]

My guns are tools........nothing more.

Check out BurgerBoy's response. Exactly why guns need names! When you say "Glock 26"at Caribou Coffee, old ladies who are making a strong attempt to eavesdrop (since your wife can't hear you over the weird music) get management all rustled up and call 911.

My P99 is named Gunther, P22 is named Greta Van Susteren, and my STI Eagle is named Prince Leopold. Haven't named my Judge yet. I don't think I'd have to.

Instead of saying, "DO YOU HAVE YOUR GUN" in a loud voice (like the evil nag queen she is) in the mall she can say "WHERE IS GUNTHER". And everyone thinks it's a dog because nobody names their kid Gunther. Or Prince Leopold. Except celebrities and I drive a CR-V, sooooo.....

 

[Jetman 1979]

I call mine as my little friend.

 

[The_Outlaw]

I name my children and my pets.

Naming inanimate objects is just plain silly imho.

 

[Jetman 1979]

I dont know about silly Dirty Harry called his 44mag in his movies his buddys Smith and Wesson. I love all the dirty Harry flicks.

 

[The_Outlaw]

I dont know about silly Dirty Harry called his 44mag in his movies his buddys Smith and Wesson. I love all the dirty Harry flicks.

Yeah, but it was only cool when Clint Eastwood did it.

 

[Blackthorn]

"This is my rifle. This is my gun. This one is for fighting and this one is for fun"

Only my wife knows the name of my gun.....