Democrats on an Escalator

ROTFLMFAO.............:jester:
sadly though I think it is representative of most.....:help:
 
You mean the Federal government did not rescue them. What are we paying taxes for anyway?
 
FEMA announced today they are starting a new escalator emergency response plan (EERP).

At a cost of $3.2 Billion, EERP will train responders how to respond to and coordinate local, state, and federal resources in the event of another tragic escalator shutdown. The director was quoted in saying, "the American people cannot be left without help when in need", he went on to say "people should be allowed to live uninterrupted lives, and any deviation in that routine can cause panic. We must avoid that panic at all cost because studies have proven that panic can drastically lower a person’s life expectancy".
 
FEMA announced today they are starting a new escalator emergency response plan (EERP).

At a cost of $3.2 Billion, EERP will train responders how to respond to and coordinate local, state, and federal resources in the event of another tragic escalator shutdown. The director was quoted in saying, "the American people cannot be left without help when in need", he went on to say "people should be allowed to live uninterrupted lives, and any deviation in that routine can cause panic. We must avoid that panic at all cost because studies have proven that panic can drastically lower a person’s life expectancy".

lmao. that's funny too
 
fema announced today they are starting a new escalator emergency response plan (eerp).

At a cost of $3.2 billion, eerp will train responders how to respond to and coordinate local, state, and federal resources in the event of another tragic escalator shutdown. The director was quoted in saying, "the american people cannot be left without help when in need", he went on to say "people should be allowed to live uninterrupted lives, and any deviation in that routine can cause panic. We must avoid that panic at all cost because studies have proven that panic can drastically lower a person’s life expectancy".

lmmfao!
 
FEMA announced today they are starting a new escalator emergency response plan (EERP).

At a cost of $3.2 Billion, EERP will train responders how to respond to and coordinate local, state, and federal resources in the event of another tragic escalator shutdown. The director was quoted in saying, "the American people cannot be left without help when in need", he went on to say "people should be allowed to live uninterrupted lives, and any deviation in that routine can cause panic. We must avoid that panic at all cost because studies have proven that panic can drastically lower a person’s life expectancy".

While we're at it, we need to train EERP responders to teach those Democrats unfortunate enough to be on an escalator when it stops how to get off of the escalator and eventually lead a normal life.
 
While we're at it, we need to train EERP responders to teach those Democrats unfortunate enough to be on an escalator when it stops how to get off of the escalator and eventually lead a normal life.

yes it's a good thought.. but don't think I will see it in my lifetime.
 
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