Dear Abby........

[Oldgrunt]

From my email today.


Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a
cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and, when I confront him, he
denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows
that he cheats on me. It is so
humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked
for a new
one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot
the bull with
his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our
daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me,
and even
hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?

Signed: Clueless



Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. You don't need him anymore! Good
grief woman, you're
running for President of the United States.

 

[vernsimpson]

Good one OG!!!!!

 

[mappow]

Knew where that was going. I'm surprised Billy Boy hasn't gone over to the dark side having to TRY to face that THING. She really looks likes a man in drag. Kind of like NOW........Not Ordinarily Women

 

[SR9]

Got this in an email today:
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.



As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."



"I am entering" said Snow White.



After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
"Well, how did you do?"



"First Place," said Snow White.



They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."



"I'm entering," says Superman.



After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?"



"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"



They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"



Pinocchio says "this is mine."



Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.



"What happened?" they asked.



"Who the hell is Hillary Clinton ?" asked Pinocchio.