Cruise - Special Offer


Thought some of you may be interested in the following cruise (for those who can't guess, it's a joke):

Subject: Cruise - Special offer - are you guys up for a little fun?

I found a Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan )
and docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania ). The cost is a bit high @ $800 per
person double occupancy but I didn't find it that offensive.

What I found enticing is that the cruise company is encouraging people to
bring their 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have
weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a
master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon.

The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights and costs a maximum of $3200 per
person double occupancy (4 days). All the boat does is sail up and down the
coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of the
costs and claims associated with the package.

* $800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing)

* M-16 full auto rental $25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor
piercing ammo at 15.95

* Ak-47 rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball
ammo at 14.95

* Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle rental $55.00/day ammo at 25
rounds of .50 cal. armor piercing at 9.95

* Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting
scope included).

* They even offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard
loads

* "Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and
coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."

* Meals are not included but seem reasonable.

* Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs
offer....... .. get this.....

* "MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained
fire"

* They advertise group rates and corporate discounts... ...and even
claim "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"

They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied... .here's some text
from the ad.

"We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by
pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges
and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee
you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of
the coast of Somalia . If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn
the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8
days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia .

At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals
and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is
limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before May 29 and get 100
rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."
 


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