The United States government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
To my fellow Americans, it really doesn't get much more accurate than this.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
To my fellow Americans, it really doesn't get much more accurate than this.
