Catholic Coffee Klatsch...

Tucker's Mom

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Here is an oldie but goodie one....


Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

Slim, & Tall,

38D breast,

24" waist and

34" hips.

When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
 

INTERNET WARNING:

If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it...

It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
 
INTERNET WARNING:

If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it...

It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.

I taped the photo over my sihouette targets so I could use it for when I train...but everytime I put the frontsight on it, I tend to cringe and my eyes start to water and I end up shooting wildly into the air.
 

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