British Doctors Pushing Ban on Kitchen Knives

[skinnyb82]

This is what happens when you pass a bunch of worthless gun control legislation, it becomes an abject failure, criminals switch to knives, and your per capita violent crime rate is double that of the U.S. Also known as "The Al Sharpton Approach." This push is to prevent "impulsive stabbings." What's next? Banning tire irons because people use those to impulsively bludgeon others to death? Go from "stupid" to "ridiculous" at light speed.

British Doctors Calling For Knife Ban To Prevent Impulsive Stabbings

 

[Hoganbeg]

This has been predicted.

 

[r1derbike]

What about those evil slicers/dicers/blenders/mixers/garbage disposals/forks/spoons/ovens/dishwashers/slippery kitchen floors/kitchen towels you could accidently hang yourself with? We have only scratched the surface of the problem! My God, man. Have those British doctors no shame? Meat tenderizing hammers! The horror!

And what of shed tools? How could such an oversight in the U.K. have happened? How I ask?

 

[skinnyb82]

I mean, banning kitchen knives? How the hell is someone supposed to make an actual meal without kitchen knives? Oh wait, pre-cut vegetables and meat! I guess cars are next because lots of wives run over their husbands. Can't have that! Take public transportation, walk, or ride a bike we can't have any more women running down their cheating husbands. Golf clubs, just ask Tiger Woods about that. Ban 'em! Baseball bats, those are the #1 murder weapon in the U.S. but since British play croquet and cricket, ban mallets and...whatever the hell those things used to hit a cricket ball are called.

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[SR40c]

Let's not forget ball bats. Baseball is doomed!

 

[skinnyb82]

Yup, the murder weapon of choice in the U.S.

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[tricolordad]

Lol ohhhhhh i bet the queen is laughing her ass off. She probably just called Prince Charles and said "look Charles, they're banning knives ohohohohohoho!"