I think he should start a program and host the website on the City's web site called Mayors Against Excessive Summer Heat and pass a law that gives everyone in the city a paid day off when the temperature exceeds 90 degrees.
Well, He is the King of New York.
As King, He is to be adored and worshiped.
And he is keeping the people of NY City safe.
He can not be expected to take time out of his busy duties to wipe the sweat from his brow now can he.
He has banned large cups of sugary drinks, while he and his dukes and earls dine on French desserts of unknown calories at all of the posh NY City Restaurants. But that is okay because Fat black kids don't go there. It also gives the royal guard probable cause to "stop and frisk" those fat black kids which is yet another total disregard for the United States Constitution.
The people of New York deserve what they have voted for, as do we all.
They were duly traumatized on 9-11 and the charlatan's and carpetbaggers have moved in and made them feel safe again.
They have a king, and all is well in the city tonight.
ps. the aides that rigged the air conditioner were probably armed NYC cops that are part of his security contingent.
No guns allowed in NYC without consent of the "King".
There really should be a sign on the bridges and tunnels.
BE WARNED!
You are now entering the Castle of New York
The Constitution does not apply within the area surrounded by the moat.
If you see the King in his limo, do not speak or even look at him lest he roll his window down and suffer the summer heat.
