I don't care if they ban coffee mugs, because I don't drink coffee. No one needs coffee from a mug. You can get it in a paper cup. Maybe all these coffee nuts should just wake up and accept that mugs are dangerous and no one should have them. In fact, I'm going to go turn in this coffee mug my great-grandfather owned that was passed down to me. I'm sure the police will make sure it can never hurt anyone.
Sorry guys, that was painful to type.