Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner

[titaniumman]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you and your family...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

This is all so confusing!

............ ......... .......... ......... ......... .......... ........ ......... .

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

 

[walt629]

:biggrin: :yes4: :crazy_pilot:

 

[Stealth]

i surely would have fired more than once...

yet the women in my life are a little too prissy to have made such wonderful comments...

somewhere in the middle, whatever that term should be.

plain ol american i guess

 

[Gary Fox]

THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!

 

[SGB]

THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!

.............. I'm an Independent and thought it was damn funny. :laugh:

How do you spell democrat? - S O C I A L I S T :haha:

 

[craigguinn]

THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!

and at what point in that list would you begin to do fire?

 

[SR40c]

THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!

You wouldn't know how to load the damn thing. Just who the hell do you think you are fooling? :sarcastic:

 

[Raider-3]

Didn't read all of this. I'm an American!

 

[JohnD13]

I could hear my wife saying that!

 

[langston69]

THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!

No Gary!!! We weren't talking about cap guns! We were talking about the real ones where the projectile actually leaves the barrel at a high rate of speed towards it's target. You know the one's that your party has been trying to take away from us at every turn but that DAMN 2nd ammendment just keeps getting in their way. You can't have both my friend! It is quite impossible for you to be a gun enthusiast and a supporter of the party trying to make them illegal. Something tells me this won't work. Pick your poison whatever that may be........

 

[Oldgrunt]

THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!

When the Demo........er Socialists complete their plan of totally disarming us, you won't have the option to shoot. That's the point. All you will be left with is the old saying, "Feet, don't fail me now!"

 

[jhkelley]

Gary,

You sound to me like a union member that still votes Democrat because they tell you to everyday. Today's Democrat Party is not the one that my grandparents belonged to. I get very frustrated when I have hear otherwise intelligent people say " my grandpa was a Democrat, my dad, was a Democrat, and I'm a Democrat". The Democrats that those people voted for actually loved this country and many fought in WW1 or WW2 to defend our freedoms. The Democrat Party today is run by Progressives who hate this country and union thugs that don't care about anything but their own money and power.

If you think for one minute that Barrack Obama, Barney Frank, Reverand Wright, Bill Ayers, and Andy Stern love this country, you need to spend more time researching who these people are. They are the Democrat party of today.

Let us know what you find.

J

 

[Rayb]

In my case there would be twice the bangs followed by an argument with the wife about who had better shot placement!

 

[titaniumman]

Gary, It seems to me that DEFENDING your choice of political party has made you a little uptight.....It was a JOKE!!!!!! Feel free to throw one back my way, oh thats right you don't want anybody to get their feeling hurt, or suffer unnecissarily, Go find a left leaning pro gun forum....Oh thats right there isn't any! Ever wonder why that is?

 

[Ringo]

Gary,

Today's Democrat Party is not the one that my grandparents belonged to.The Democrat Party today is run by Progressives who hate this country and union thugs that don't care about anything but their own money and power.

The Democrats have become Socialists and the Republicans have become Democrats.

 

[eagleeyes]

democrap or repug both wings of the same corrupt bird

 

[jhkelley]

Ringo,

Amen brother! I support tea party candidates, but the I'm afraid the influence of Washington is too strong for us to fend off. That is why it is so important to do your homework and vote in primaries. J

 

[mspt_99]

Because its more than 50% true which in our system means its a mandate or fact.

THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!

 

[walt629]

THIS IS BS!!!!! whoever made this up don't know us Democrats!!! i have never run from a fight!! yes i would shoot!! it makes me so mad when a Republican trys to show his ass and thinking he is better a Democrat!! why the hell you post something that you know nothing about!!

Whoa! Struck a nerve did it? It was funny. THe only people to get pizzed are the ones that see themselves in the same light the joke portrays them. If it isn't you, so be it. Post a good one that puts the repubs in a bad light if you want to "get back". But I think you'll have to make it up as you go along. I haven't seen a good one from the left in a long time. My sister used to fire them off at me but even she admits that there hasn't been any good ones from that side of the fence in a while.

 

[walt629]

In my case there would be twice the bangs followed by an argument with the wife about who had better shot placement!

Damn! There's no "I really think this is funny button" so I have to settle for just the "like" button.

Yeah, I could hear the wife razzing me about the same thing! Or the "I was faster" argument.