Two senior citizens were bragging about their sex lives in the elderly home:
"Can you still do it? I have sex with my wife twice a week. How many can you do?"
"Oh, I do it almost every night of the week!"
"Almost every night?"
"Yep! Almost Monday, Almost Tuesday, Almost Wednesday..."
"Can you still do it? I have sex with my wife twice a week. How many can you do?"
"Oh, I do it almost every night of the week!"
"Almost every night?"
"Yep! Almost Monday, Almost Tuesday, Almost Wednesday..."
