All-Star Game's 1st Pitch


Man, the more I see this guy, the more annoying he is at everything he does (or attempts to do).

Our socialist dork of a prez threw out the ceremonial 1st pitch at the All-Star game - while sporting a White Sox jacket and blue jeans that looked like he stole from a hobo. In an attempt to look like a cool brutha from the south side of Chi-town, he resembled the true dork that he is.

His pitch was LAME. Not even close to making it across the plate - let alone into the strike zone. To top it off, the media held a "tight shot" of his pitch - NOT showing where the pitch actually went - which kinda defeats the purpose. It's like they KNEW he sucks at throwing a ball... go figure.

Fortunately for him, his teleprompter didn't break this time, and he's not "graded" on his baseball pitching.

Unfortunately for America, our "leader" is a complete tool - and I'm being nice.

I bet Sarah Palin could fire a pitch across the plate, and look fine doing it! :biggrin:
 

PascalFleischman

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No Special Olympics comment this time?

Barack is what we refer to in Memphis as a "Sports Fag". Can't throw a ball unless it's through a hoop.
 

matthewaynelson

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I think you guys are being to hard on Mr. Obama. What you need to take into account is that unlike the children in America who grow up around/and playing a great many sports, children born in other countries (and perhaps especially in Kenya) aren't afforded these simple pleasures. This may have been the first time Mr. Obama had even held a baseball--much less threw one!

Give the guy a little credit for attempting to embrace Americas past time in his adopted homeland! :(
 
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I think you guys are being to hard on Mr. Obama. What you need to take into account is that unlike the children in America who grow up around/and playing a great many sports, children born in other countries (and perhaps especially in Kenya) aren't afforded these simple pleasures. This may have been the first time Mr. Obama had even held a baseball--much less threw one!

Give the guy a little credit for attempting to embrace Americas past time in his adopted homeland! :(

Ha! That's a good one - and so true. Pardon my insensitive expactation that any Kenyan could throw an American baseball (even if made in China).

Good one!:laugh:
 

NRA UR2

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Wearing an ill-fitting White Sox jacket to throw out the first ball in front of 80,000 screameng, slavering St Louis fans makes as much sense as anything he's attempted since becoming p....d... . He couldn't find his a.. with both hands.
 

HK4U

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I think you guys are being to hard on Mr. Obama. What you need to take into account is that unlike the children in America who grow up around/and playing a great many sports, children born in other countries (and perhaps especially in Kenya) aren't afforded these simple pleasures. This may have been the first time Mr. Obama had even held a baseball--much less threw one!

Give the guy a little credit for attempting to embrace Americas past time in his adopted homeland! :(

He has held a baseball about as much as he has held an American birth certificate.
 

utimmer43

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I think you guys are being to hard on Mr. Obama. What you need to take into account is that unlike the children in America who grow up around/and playing a great many sports, children born in other countries (and perhaps especially in Kenya) aren't afforded these simple pleasures. This may have been the first time Mr. Obama had even held a baseball--much less threw one!
Give the guy a little credit for attempting to embrace Americas past time in his adopted homeland! :(
Yeah, but he swats flies like a champ!
 
So, Kenyans can't throw baseballs, but they can murder defenseless flying insects without provocation or justification in this country and that's ok?

A little off topic, but not really - any one ever wonder why we don't see any Lebanese or Palestinian baseball players in this country?! I mean, pitchers or centerfielders... with all the rock throwin' those mugs do, you'd think at least a couple would survive to make the bigs?

I hope next year they let someone else throw out the 1st pitch - like maybe Hillary... where's she been? Locked in a closet?:pleasantry:
 

Danno

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What kills me is the media whores lies about the pitch going over the plate - the clip I saw showed the catcher SITTING on home plate, and he had to reach WAY out to get the ball before it hit the ground... But then again, it is a slobering love affair...
 

Scarecrow

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FYI detroit won both games against the white sox in yesterday's doubleheader:)

now I'd like to see obama attempt to swing a bat. the picture in my mind is just hilarious!
 

MADnMO

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1. 2-Seam Fastball. Will cut down-and away. The typical strikeout pitch.
2. Power-T position before the throw. Generates hip drive for max. velocity.
3. Eyes on the target.
4. Pitching hand cocked back so batter can’t see ball during delivery.
5. Business slacks. He ain’t here to play, hes gonna break the catchers hand.

ASSESSMENT
Strike three – batter looking. Fastball looked inside coming towards plate then broke away on the inside corner.

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1. Palm ball. Comes in slow and doesn't move.
2. No Power-T. Right hand hanging down towards dirt.
3. Eyes and mouth show fear that a batter will actually be in there to knock it 603 feet..
4. Pitching hand open so batter can see ball during delivery.
5. Blue jeans? When they asked him to throw out the first pitch he wrote a speech.

ASSESSMENT
This ball will be hit so far it will need a flight attendant.

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FINALLY

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