Ah yes, the Irish!

[Oldgrunt]

Ah yes, the Irish!



Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been longtime close friends.
But, being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her
own respective religion.

It wasn’t long before Mrs. Murphy felt lonesome for Mrs. Cohen.
So, one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her
old friend.

When Mrs. Murphy arrived she was greeted with open arms, hugs
and kisses.

Mrs. Murphy said, "Don't be holdin' back now, Mrs. Cohen, how do
you like it here?"

Mrs. Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility
and the caregivers. Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she said, "But
the best thing is that I now have a boyfriend."

Mrs. Murphy said, "Now isn't that wonderful! Tell me all about it."

Mrs. Cohen said, "After lunch, we go up to my room and sit on the
edge of the bed. I let him touch me on the top, and then on the
bottom, and then we sing Jewish songs."

Mrs. Murphy said, "For sure it's a blessing. I'm so glad for you,
Mrs. Cohen."

Mrs. Cohen said, "And how is it with you, Mrs. Murphy?"

Mrs. Murphy said it was also wonderful at her new facility, and that
she also had a boyfriend.

Mrs. Cohen said, "Good for you! So what do you do?"

Mrs. Murphy said, "We also go up to my room after lunch and sit on
the edge of the bed. I let him touch me on top, and then I let him
touch me down below."

Mrs. Cohen said, "Yes? And then...?"

Mrs. Murphy said, "Well, since we don't know any Jewish songs, we f**k.