Advantages of a GUN over WIFE


Rick246

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Advantages of a GUN over WIFE

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
 

Tucker's Mom

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Why not? It is a joke. Let her read/take it as a joke. Not every wife will have a PMS upon reading this. I have been sent this before and I did find it funny.
 

santa

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You can trade your 44 in and NO alimony. The problem with trading in my wife for 2-20 year olds is Im not wired for 220 anymore.
 

Montanagyrene

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Even BETTER-find a wife like MINE, who cooks, cleans AND enjoys the outdoors ALMOST as MUCH as I do!! She even goes HUNTING and FISHING with me!!
 

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