titaniumman
Member
A woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand
him up and never let him down. She will reassure
him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a
bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never
thought he could do; to live without fear and forget
regret. She will enable him to express his deepest
emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's
the most handsome man in the room and will enable
him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and
invincible.....
.
.
.
.
.
No, wait...
Sorry. I'm thinking of SCOTCH!!
It's Scotch that does all that ****.
Never mind.
him up and never let him down. She will reassure
him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a
bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never
thought he could do; to live without fear and forget
regret. She will enable him to express his deepest
emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's
the most handsome man in the room and will enable
him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and
invincible.....
.
.
.
.
.
No, wait...
Sorry. I'm thinking of SCOTCH!!
It's Scotch that does all that ****.
Never mind.