A Risque Compliment?

[Oldgrunt]

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a woman at the office coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the Human Resources Department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith.....the midget."

 

[JohnD13]

Heading to the cupboard now for a non coffee soaked keyboard!

 

[BC1]

A man goes pick up his date. As he's sitting in the family room with her parents he feels the need to pass gas. He figures everyone will just blame it on the dog so he let's one fly. "Oh Rover, get out of there" says the father. Feeling he pulled it off he let's another one fly. "Rover, go on, get out of there" says the father. Feeling confident, the boyfriend let's one more fly to which the father yelled "Rover, get the hell out of there before he sh!t$ on you!"