A good Texan story


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This old story out of Texas . Seems a guy makes a rolling stop... at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the officer his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the officer says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the officer says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damned thing..."
 

I live in FL. It is pretty much the same here. I come from NJ and the gun laws, at best, are draconian. That is why I moved.
 

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